Bored?
1 posted on
06/01/2018 4:20:36 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Oxymorons = people who take Oxycontin.
2 posted on
06/01/2018 4:24:29 AM PDT by
MUDDOG
To: sodpoodle
This sounds like a George Carlin joke list.
Why do we take a dump…when actually we leave one.
3 posted on
06/01/2018 4:32:05 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: sodpoodle
Nice.
Memories of George Carlin.
4 posted on
06/01/2018 4:36:06 AM PDT by
budj
(combat vet, 2nd of 3 generations)
To: sodpoodle
Why do they call them apartments when they’re all stuck together?
8 posted on
06/01/2018 5:04:51 AM PDT by
walkingdead
(It's easy, you just don't lead 'em as much....)
To: sodpoodle
I saw a flip show the other night and they were “dismantling” the kitchen. Dose that mean when they were rebuilding they were “mantling” the kitchen?
To: sodpoodle
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Well, no. Sure the actual dirt is off but you still have lots of skin cells that are sloughing off especially when you are drying yourself. Those get caught by the towel and have to be washed off of it.
Now there is a school of thought that says that you should not rub those cells off as they are part of your body's defense system. You should air dry instead.
11 posted on
06/01/2018 5:23:10 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
( Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!! Or maybe midgets....)
To: sodpoodle
2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Or if dictionary online tells you how to pronounce a word incorrectly, like KILN... The “N” is SILENT! It is an oven to fire pottery. I have made pottery for 60+ years. The N is SILENT!
14 posted on
06/01/2018 5:46:07 AM PDT by
buffyt
(M A G A)
To: sodpoodle
Sounds like a Steven Wright routine! Or Steve Martin.... etc. Great stuff!
15 posted on
06/01/2018 5:46:52 AM PDT by
buffyt
(M A G A)
To: sodpoodle
23. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
17 posted on
06/01/2018 6:05:11 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: sodpoodle
Why do you cut a tree down, and then cut it up?
18 posted on
06/01/2018 7:01:28 PM PDT by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
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