[Leaning Right]

Europe has a migrant crisis. Violence is on the rise. Separatist movements are gaining traction. And most EU nations are deeply in debt.

So the EU decides to spend its time trying to ban balloon sticks. Just wow.

P.S. My sources tell me the man holding the balloon in the above picture has just been arrested. I guess the EU is serious about this.

[mylife]

What is a Swizzle stick?
Surely we can do without those.
When was the last time you swizzled?

Then there are those little parasols they stick in drinks..

Damn you Carnival cruise lines!