[Tucker39]

I thought Mel Gibson had answered the question of “WHAT WOMEN WANT.” They want a pair of Nike running shoes. Or did I miss something?

[LouieFisk]

Well, I can handle that!
But I’d probably go more for the type who just wants good ol’ plain blue/white gym tennis shoes from Payless.

[barbarianbabs]

When I was 20 my boyfriend said he had something very special for me.

I thought it was an engagement ring.

It was a pair of Nikes.

We never married.