Trump and Melania reveal their wedding gift to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle

The Washington Examiner ^ | May 17, 2018 | Naomi Lim

[PCPOET7]

I think trump gifting the prince with a pardon for any misbehavior on Epstein Island would be a good gift. he can present him with a fancy certificate and everything.

[piroque]

They a U-haul trailer with a hitch at each end,,,,2-yrs at the most

[Cecily]

I sent them a selection of helpful reading material.

[Trillian]

I’ll bet they’ll be relieved it’s not an ipad filled with obama giving speeches.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Hopefully, Barry and the Mooch will be sending them the complete DVD set of Barry’s speeches.

[originalbuckeye]

Classy of the Trumps. Harry and Meghan are classless SJWs. The Trumps don’t need to send a gift but are doing so anyway. Nice. And talking about totally ridiculous gifts from the Obamas.....does anyone remember them giving American DVDs (wrong format to play in Britain) to PM Gordon Brown....who is blind in one eye??

[tennmountainman]

I’m prepaying for a great divorce attorney.

[Fightin Whitey]

Right. I figure 18 months at the outset.

I sent Harry the business card of the meanest divorce lawyer alive.

[EinNYC]

[2ndDivisionVet]

I thought about getting him a seeing-eye dog. 4 billion women on Earth and that’s the one you go with?

[MayflowerMadam]

I probably have a few unopened bun warmers from my 1970 wedding. Think they could use one.

[llevrok]

Being “moderns”, they said they did not want the traditional English fruitcake. Prince Charles said he was going to attend the wedding regardless. (snap drum sound)

[Palio di Siena]

Surfers Against Sewage.
One of the designated charities.
Butthole Surfers?

[Responsibility2nd]

I sent Harry the business card of the meanest divorce lawyer alive.

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When my brother Robert got sued for divorce, he went to a real hard ball attorney. She said “Wait. Didn’t I represent your brothers ex wife a year back?”

Robert said “Yes you did. And you screwed my brother over so bad, he’s still not over it financially. That’s why I want you on MY side.”

She said “Thanks, but no.”

[Slyfox]

Former President Barack Obama and former first lady Michelle Obama did not get an invitation

You may not see me right now but I have a YUGE smile on mah face.

[Georgia Girl 2]

I sent a crying towel. 😉

[Guenevere]

Exactly the right tone

[Vinnie]

A dvd copy of Donald Trump’s book The Art of the Deal.. /g

[Yaelle]

Much better than a DVD of Obama speeches.

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Harry probably has a sense of humor. President Trump could send over a new 4K version of obama’s speeches!

[tje]

Not an iPod full of Trump speeches?