Posted on 05/07/2018 7:22:29 AM PDT by C19fan
If you like your STD, you can keep your STD.
We have a winner. Never in the whole story was one mention made of just not screwing like rabbits from the time your old enough to have an erection.
And then you turned 51 and that’s when it all went to pot.
Have they ever considered that being dumbasses was the cause?
Don’t forget global warming. That’s in there, too.
“racism and stigma may be to blame”
What, not Climate Change? I suppose that goes without saying.
Racism is a lot like WD40. Its good for everything!
"You are at that age when you are going to feel Mr. P get very hard and enlarged for no particular reason or sometimes because you are in a situation with a girl you will need to retreat from very rapidly. Your brain will function for only a few more seconds if that happens.
God only gave you enough blood circulation to supply your brain or Mr. P, never both at the same time. Once the brain shuts down, Mr. P is in control. Unless you are with the woman you married to and want to spend the rest of your days with, get out of that situation immediately!"
"Its like hot potato/musical chairs, but with a penis" she said
I'd like to see her version of the Hokey Pokey.
STD’s be racist!.................
I would not make that bet...
Excellent advice, and I shall give it verbatim to my son. May the LORD bless your Daddy wherever he is.
Wypipo
Comet to strike Earth.
Officials think racism and stigma may be to blame.
Post of the day,FRiend!!!!
the liberal mindset merely wants to make the sheeple as weak and dependent as possible so when the totalitarianism gets shuffled in, they won't even notice...
why else push sexual activity on preteens and push pot for the sheeple?..
nothing like a lazy, diseased,drugged populace to rule over...
Or the classic punchline:
Boston Globe headline:
"WORLD TO END TODAY,WOMEN AND MINORITIES HIT HARDEST"
The advice of Ballam.
Heh, good post! Made me laugh!
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