“Girl wypipo are crazy, they let their dogs lick their mouths”
This entire sentence is BS.
It should read as follows
“Gir’ wypipo cra’, dey let dey dog lick dey mout”.
Gir wypipo cra, dey let dey dog lick dey mout.
In Jamaica, ... maybe ...
Or in Huckleberry Finn ...
TOO funny, made my morning
You are an adept translator.