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1 posted on 05/04/2018 1:09:44 PM PDT by ethom
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“The guests, who will presumably be waiting inside the grounds of Windsor Castle for hours during the day, have been sent letters by the Lord Lieutenants (the Queen’s representatives) to bring their own food as there will not be any catering.”


That’s Royal-ese for “We’re not feeding you sodding peasants.”


2 posted on 05/04/2018 1:12:23 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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Is there a wedding coming up in England?


3 posted on 05/04/2018 1:12:53 PM PDT by cyclotic ( WeÂ’re the first ones taxed, the last ones considered and the first ones punished)
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Tacky


4 posted on 05/04/2018 1:15:54 PM PDT by Citizen Soldier ("And I was born to pull turnips!" Demelza Poldark)
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I wonder if the invites included a little insert of where the bride is registered so they can bring gifts. /s

But seriously, did these people expect to be fed?


5 posted on 05/04/2018 1:16:00 PM PDT by pinkandgreenmom
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"Let them eat CAKE!"
6 posted on 05/04/2018 1:16:04 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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I sense a business opportunity!


8 posted on 05/04/2018 1:16:45 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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That’s only the start of the lovely class act you can expect from marrying an American female.


9 posted on 05/04/2018 1:17:09 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 0)
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How gauche!....................


10 posted on 05/04/2018 1:17:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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There’s an extra ticket, since Alfie won’t be coming. So DONE with the royals.


11 posted on 05/04/2018 1:18:17 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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Thirty million in security for a two million dollar event?

Reminds me of a Redd Foxx album long ago where he felt sorry for parents having their daughter’s five thousand dollar’s worth of orthodontics bent and busted on a two-cent piece of peanut brittle.

Other items included seeing your daughter, a brilliant girl who could win any beauty contest, walk down the aisle with a junkie.


12 posted on 05/04/2018 1:20:44 PM PDT by sparklite2 (See more at Sparklite Times)
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Cripes, I’m sure the Royal family could have gotten a great deal from Wimpy on the catering!

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/downloads/Menu/2017/LunchMenu_2017.pdf


13 posted on 05/04/2018 1:25:59 PM PDT by MplsSteve
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Are the guests allowed to have Italian food delivered, or are they sticking to the Alfie Evans protocol?


15 posted on 05/04/2018 1:29:16 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
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But now, some invitees have been left bemused to discover their won’t be any catering for the masses after being advised to “bring a picnic.”

Not even cake?

16 posted on 05/04/2018 1:29:27 PM PDT by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Also, foxes will be released among the people for a hunt.


17 posted on 05/04/2018 1:32:00 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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She's only worth $22 trillion dollars. What do you expect? If you could sell your ticket you could eat every day at Ruth's Chris for a year.

19 posted on 05/04/2018 1:33:14 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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20 posted on 05/04/2018 1:36:12 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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Er, what’s the word on restrooms? Pooping in the corners of the castle?


21 posted on 05/04/2018 1:51:38 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Let me get this straight - the “Royal” leeches are cheapskates, too.


22 posted on 05/04/2018 1:54:06 PM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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The rich don’t stay rich by buying food for, what in any othe era would be called, peasants.


24 posted on 05/04/2018 3:45:19 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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They will also be required to use the Mount Palomar Telescope in order to see anything.


25 posted on 05/04/2018 6:00:24 PM PDT by GingisK
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