[matthew fuller]

On the other hand, Germans never rub people the wrong way.....(/s)

[wally_bert]

Just don’t talk about the war.

[captain_dave]

In Heaven:
the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and
the bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and
the bankers are Italian.