[Army Air Corps]

I know that it seems like “Olden Days” to these kids, but I started Grammar School in the 1970s. By the time that I was in First Grade, I learned how to tell time. It isn’t that blasted difficult, kiddies.

[dfwgator]

Well the good news is when the EMP strike takes out all digital clocks, it will become the proverbial “Lord of the Flies.”

[IYAS9YAS]

By the time that I was in First Grade, I learned how to tell time. It isn’t that blasted difficult, kiddies.

At the young age of 10, I had a paper route. Because of this, my mother taught me to count back change properly.

Now, it's just fun to mess with them.

Them: That comes to $4.37.
Me: Okay, here's $5.12.
Them: Uh...