OMG: Take a look at these ‘weapons’ found by British police during a sweep

Twitchy ^ | April 9, 2018 | Brett T.

[kaboom]

Arsenal is going to look ridiculous running around Emirates Stadium with a set of pliers on their crest.

[Fido969]

found and safely disposed of

Phew! Did they call the bomb squad?

lol.

[NorthMountain]

On my person right now are:

1) Kershaw assisted opening liner lock knife
2) Victorinox camper knife
3) Gerber multi-plier
4) Sig-Sauer Pxxx and spare magazine

Any one of those four items would give them the terminal vapors ... number (4) would cause their heads to explode.

[bk1000]

“I wind up getting blood blisters on my hand from a slip of the needle nose. Every. Single. Time.”

Man, I hate when that happens!

[BOARn]

I clicked the article and read the tweets. I lost it on one that said the pliers could give you a nasty purple nurple. that’s funny sh|t

[Jewbacca]

I heard some grandmas had a conspiracy and had knitting needles AND scissors.

They even have regular conspiracy meetings.

One of them stabbed a cloth with a needle over 10,000 times (and used scissors) as part of her terror training.

[dsc]

Seems like I heard on the radio that the muzzie mayor intends to combat this epidemic of “knife crime” with...drum roll...

An advertising campaign.

[rarestia]

There are two certainties:

1. If you think you have everything you need for a project, you’ll be making a trip to Home Depot at least once.

2. If you use any type of pliers, expect to either stab the hand holding what you’re plying or have the inward-facing clamp snap on the webbing of your plying hand.

[pepsi_junkie]

Well banning those will solve the murder problem for sure. Good work, muslim mayor!

[odawg]

Next, the mayor will order the arrest of any person who makes a fist. Or anyone who will not pray to Allah five times a day.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I see some very small rocks but where are the pointy sticks?

[buffaloguy]

Looking forward to seeing a Brit who was filed to death. Lol.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

This makes complete sense. The goal is to create a completely passive population. Get rid of guns, then take away anything else that could be used as a weapon. Then start charging homeowners with crimes for defending themselves against home invasions or robberies. Create a completely passive population that does whatever the government wants it to do.

[Rio]

They need a screwdriver buy-back program. £15 per weapon.

[Blue Jays]

"...common household tools..."

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How does anyone get anything done in that country without typical everyday tools?
Even more discomforting, the idea you might get tossed in PRISON if apprehended visiting your neighbor’s home with tools.

[NorthMountain]

the mayor will order the arrest of any person who makes a fist. Or anyone who will not pray to Allah five times a day.

He'll have to arrest EVERYBODY.

[DaveA37]

omg, I have three tool boxes with tools like those. Good thing I have no plans to ever move to England, I might get put in their prisons.

[robel]

No nail gun?

[FXRP]

While attending the Sturgis, SD motorcycle rally I noticed Hell's Angels carrying ball pein hammers in their back pockets. I'm pretty sure they weren't for tapping on the solenoid when the starter wasn't working.

[Henchster]

Under Londonistan rules, this is considered a "weapon of mass destruction" that needs to be confiscated and the perpetrator arrested: