[BBell]

This looks like some actor I've seen before. Can't name the actor though.

Police are looking for a man accused of stealing $25,000 worth of merchandise from a CBD store Friday afternoon (April 6).(Courtesy NOPD)

[BenLurkin]

Ned Beatty?

[Cowboy Bob]

Where is Roosevelt Way? Never heard of it before.

[Leaning Right]

Charlie Weaver?

[Chode]

so the Roleys weren't handles like firearms, sales man to get it out of case and return to case and only one one at a time i take it...

[Larry Lucido]

George: All right, enough! Enough! From now on, no more yada yada’s. Just give me the full story.

Marcy: Okay.

George: Tell me about the free facial.

Marcy: Okay, well, like I said I was on 3rd Avenue, and I stopped by a large department store.

George: Which one?

Marcy: Bloomingdale’s.

George: Very good. Go on.

Marcy: Oh, and I stole a Piaget watch.

George: What’s that?

Marcy: And then, I was on such a... high, that I went upstairs to the salon on the fifth floor, and got a massage and facial, and skipped out on the bill.

George: Shoplifting.

Marcy: Well, what about you? You told me that you were engaged. What was the rest of that? (Pause)

[Snickering Hound]

[dfwgator]

I’ve been caught stealing
Once when I was 5
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
Well, it’s just a simple fact
When I want something,
I don’t want to pay for it
I walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it’s mine
Mine all mine!
My girl, she’s one too
She’ll go and get her a shirt
Stick it under her skirt
She grabbed a razor for me
And she did it just like that
When she wants something, she don’t want to pay for it
She walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it’s mine
Mine all mine!
We sat around the pile
We sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
And we did it just like that
When we want something, we don’t want to pay for it
We walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey, all right!
If I get by, it’s mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. . .

Jane’s Addiction - Been Caught Stealing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrwjiO1MCVs

[mylife]

WTF wrote this headline?