Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: moovova

“Cats spit up hairballs, dogs pee on the floor, kids spill stuff You clean it up and move on.

4 years old. The wife and I would’ve taken this kid home. He didn’t deserve these animals (not) looking out for him.”

I think of all the things kids do and wonder why this woman had a baby?

write on walls

wet the bed

barf on the floor

barf anywhere for that matter

leave the water running causing a waterfall

mud pies

FReepers want to help out with this list?


17 posted on 04/07/2018 6:59:05 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ]


To: Morgana

Kids are unbelievably honest.

We were looking for a new home, and the realtor said, just to let you know the people that own this home are from Pakistan and there mig0ht be a strong smell from food. Our four year old heard that. The minute we walked in to the house, the owners were right there, and our son said yes there uis a very strong smell. LOL so there’s one for your list! nothing like kids to embarrass you! LOL


22 posted on 04/07/2018 7:10:57 AM PDT by proud American in Canada
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies ]

To: Morgana

Mine shaved the cat once


46 posted on 04/07/2018 10:40:00 AM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies ]

To: Morgana
FReepers want to help out with this list?

Draw on each other.

Drop a softball down the sewer trap.

Cut their own hair.

Pee in bag of apricots you meant to dehydrate/can.

51 posted on 04/07/2018 11:20:32 AM PDT by Lizavetta
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson