13. You can bust a beer bottle over some guy’s head as easily as busting a light bulb.
14. You can bust a guy in the chops and not hurt your hand as much as you hurt his jaw.
15. Getting shot in the shoulder doesn’t disable you.
16. Every hero is reluctant.
17. Acting tough is the same as being tough.
18. It’s not about the money.
19. Bikers are braind-dead Blue Ribbon drinking thugs.
20. A guy with a pistol can gun down a sniper 50 yards away, but an army of snipers shooting from bench rests can’t hit a single guy crouched behind a fruit crate.
21. A car door is adequate protection from small arms fire.
22. Windshields shatter into razor-like shards.
23. When your car goes into the lake, the water looks like a swimming pool.
24. Tires screech on gravel roads.
25. Terrorists are anybody but muslimes.
The Cops arrive AFTER the fight is over and the bad guy is either killed or defeated.
People stop screaming and crying/moanig really quicky after getting shot or knifed without painkillers, and can go on to defeat the bad guy(s) a few minutes later.
“20. A guy with a pistol can gun down a sniper 50 yards away, but an army of snipers shooting from bench rests can’t hit a single guy crouched behind a fruit crate.”
Sounds like you have been watching “The Walking Dead”.
They are amazing at head shots from moving vehicles.