Posted on 03/25/2018 8:11:29 AM PDT by EdnaMode
Edited on 03/25/2018 9:07:52 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
Did he want fries with that?
You can’t live on dope alone. Even meth needs food for a diet.
Though off subject of this story, I figured out how to start a riot anytime. Identify the chicken mcnugget truck, and toss caltrops all over the road in front of it.
Must’a got some genes from Erik the Red.
“Five Easy Pieces”
The rest of the story is a witness pulled a gun and everything came to a halt.
LOL! Hadn’t seen that one! Strange image, though. King’s right hand looks normal size, left one looks shriveled - or feminine.
There was a frat house that placed an order for 40 pizzas from a little mom and pop shop and then refused to take delivery. They thought it was a funny joke until they found out that NONE of the pizza places in the area would take their orders. This continued until they went in and paid for all 60 pizzas.
Don't mess around with the restaurant people in a small town. They stick together.
“I felt like Jack Nicholson ordering toast.”
Not one person in ten will get that.
L
“Five Easy Pieces.”
5.56mm
In this crowd, probably half.
Much of it filmed in Oregon.
And a few lines of dialogue:
******
Waitress: I’m sorry. We don’t have any side orders of toast. I’ll give you an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don’t you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Palm Apodaca: Hey, Mac . . .
Dupea: [to Apodaca] Shut up. [to the waitress] You’ve got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don’t make the rules.
Dupea: Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.