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Rodney Dangerfield's best one liners
YouTube ^ | 02-09-2018 | Rodney Dangerfield

Posted on 03/23/2018 3:33:48 PM PDT by NRx

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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/26/magazine/letter-of-recommendation-rodney-dangerfield.html

Above is a really well-written story on Rodney. He worked VERY hard at his comedy, and took him several tries and many years. Really an amazing story.

One of my favorites went something like:

“I had a terrible childhood. Nobody loved me, not even my mother! As an infant I didn’t even get breastfed. My mom said ‘Can’t we just be friends?’”


21 posted on 03/23/2018 7:18:19 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: llevrok

But as great a comedian as Johnny Carson was in his own right, watching him feed lines as a straight man to Rodney is pure comedic art. He was much underrated for these straight man skills.

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Carson made it look easy, but I think he put a lot of effort in it and took pride in his show. He expected comedians to be in top form. If they weren’t they either didn’t get invited back or got invited when a guest host was on. That happened to Steve Martin after he did his dog act.

Rodney said he spent months putting together routines for the Carson show. He also considered himself an actor playing a part.


22 posted on 03/23/2018 7:19:17 PM PDT by Moonman62 (Make America Great Again!)
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To: JusPasenThru

I seem to recall hearing somewhere that during the filming of “Caddyshack” the partying was out of control, and Dangerfield was right there in the thick of it.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that...:)


23 posted on 03/23/2018 7:32:49 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: NRx
"...I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel...'
24 posted on 03/23/2018 7:34:39 PM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Also, his movies were good too.

He was awesome in "Caddy Shack" !

25 posted on 03/23/2018 7:37:13 PM PDT by painter ( Isaiah: �Woe to those who call evil good and good evil,")
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To: NRx

Gil Favor, Trail Boss, A man doesn’t know how big a shadow he would cast until he stands up.


26 posted on 03/23/2018 7:39:36 PM PDT by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

"Maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow"

27 posted on 03/23/2018 7:54:11 PM PDT by Rebelbase ( Hillary, DNC, DOJ and FBI colluded with a British National to influence the 2016 Pres. election)
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To: NRx
I tell ya, with me, nothing comes easy. The other day I went into McDonald’s and they told me I don’t deserve a break.
28 posted on 03/23/2018 8:08:24 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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To: NRx

Can I tell my Rodney dangerfield story?

In college one day I was at the beach in Santa Monica on my towel with my eyes closed. All of a sudden I heard the most familiar voice, Rodney’s. He walked up to a young guy near us and asked him if he could tell him a few jokes. The kid was a bit star struck and said, yeah, yeah, of course. So Rodney, wearing a white bathrobe, tried out the jokes on this guy, who laughed heartily and said he really liked them. Rodney moved on down the beach, and the guy’s friend asked him if he really thought the jokes were funny, and the kid said no, he didn’t. I didn’t think that was very nice. Should have told him. Funny moment in life though.


29 posted on 03/23/2018 8:24:52 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Albion Wilde

His headstone reads, “Rodney Dangerfield... There goes the neighborhood.”


Yep it does. So cute. Love that cemetery. It’s the one off Wilshire hidden in Westwood behind the tall buildings. Where Marilyn Monroe is, etc.


30 posted on 03/23/2018 8:25:59 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: NRx

Take My Wife...

Please!


31 posted on 03/23/2018 8:31:39 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: NRx

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.


32 posted on 03/23/2018 10:56:40 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: Rastus

“No respect I tell ya! I told my kid “Someday you’ll have children of your own’’. He said “ Yeah someday so will you’’.


33 posted on 03/23/2018 11:09:17 PM PDT by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: 21twelve

BBB


34 posted on 03/24/2018 4:37:40 AM PDT by thinden
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To: Big Red Badger

I think that one belongs to Henny Youngman.


35 posted on 03/24/2018 8:12:21 AM PDT by bruin66 (Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once..)
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To: bruin66

You got That!


36 posted on 03/24/2018 9:17:15 AM PDT by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: jmacusa

When I grew up, things were tough. Our neighborhood was so tough, ....even the moon didn’t come out at night.


37 posted on 03/24/2018 9:25:22 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: Yaelle

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. -—Rodney Dangerfield


38 posted on 03/24/2018 9:28:57 AM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: rlmorel

My screams when she has sex, she really screams! Especially when I walk in on her.


39 posted on 03/24/2018 9:59:25 AM PDT by jmacusa ("Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: jmacusa

Hehehe...Good Old Rodney. He was fun...:)


40 posted on 03/24/2018 11:55:54 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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