[Responsibility2nd]

“Quit your cluckin’,” Redd now tells the auctioneer, redirecting her fellow pirates’ attention to her own wares, according to footage posted by Attractions Magazine. “The gentlemen wants the rum — dontcha, boys?” she hollers.

Redd will also be holding a rifle in her new role — a far cry from the helpless “wench” of the ride’s previous incarnation.

 

 

I see. Instead of auctioning wenches, Disney will now be focusing on drinking rum and brandishing a (gasp) gun.

Redirected pearl clutching to begin in 5, 4, 3....

 

[treetopsandroofs]

If they’ll sell grog in the gift shop....

[LYDIAONTARIO]

Redd could be a male who decided to be female. That would make the booze and gun part ok.