I can see it now.
The new series will follow Ja’quishia Ja’quishia Binks, an “other-colored” transsexual Gungan who wants to be a Jedi but has no midichlorines.
It finds and steals the silver SR-71 that used to belong to Quai-Gon and goes from system to system one step ahead of the Troopers and somehow always causes a massive political and physical battle.
Hilarity ensues.
That’s hilarious. It’s probably not that far off from what they’re going to do.