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To: simpson96

Alexa. What’s the number of the nearest priest dealing with demonic possession?


3 posted on 03/07/2018 9:48:58 AM PST by Flick Lives
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To: Flick Lives
Alexa. What’s the number of the nearest priest dealing with demonic possession?

"I don't know, Dave. Why would you ask?"

9 posted on 03/07/2018 9:52:29 AM PST by Obadiah
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Alexa. What’s the number of the nearest priest dealing with demonic possession?

There is no Alexa, there is only Zool.

31 posted on 03/07/2018 10:03:43 AM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes rights)
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Tim Flotsky isn’t available.

Please try again.


35 posted on 03/07/2018 10:08:20 AM PST by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)
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To: Flick Lives

“Alexa. What’s the number of the nearest priest dealing with demonic possession?”


It is the same number as the local Home Depot. The priest lives in the hardware aisle, and looks suspiciously like a sledgehammer.


43 posted on 03/07/2018 10:17:27 AM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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