Fortunately there is a song to help you memorize all these new pronouns. I think it goes something like this:
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
How about ‘oy vey’?
I am going with:
it
the ding-dongs, and
that-stuff
I suppose we need to rename some of the oldies, NE’s so Fine, VE Loves You, EY’s a Rebel, Honky Tonk WOMXN, XE’s Like a Rainbow....HMM, better keep my big mouth shut or they’ll get more dumb ideas.
Or this one...first verse only...sorry, was in a rush...
(Sung to the tune of Shiny Happy People by R.E.M.)
Crazy stupid people judging
Avoid them in the crowd, weirdos, weirdos
Throwing their hate around
While saying love me, love me
Always have a frown, unhappy, unhappy
Put them in a home where they can do no harm
Where insane people thrive
Crazy stupid people screaming
Crazy stupid people screaming
Crazy stupid people judging
Ah, you are a connoisseur of the classics!
Oldie but a goodie!
I saw the witch doctor he told me what to do
I saw the witch doctor he told me what to say
He told me ...
[ preserved in my brain for 50 years! Do I get a prize? ]
Wonder if my short term memory is ready to go.....