Wrong response buddy. Get off of that campus now. Stop having sex with whack-job liberal girls, even if you ask for consent every five seconds.
Gaaaaahhh! No kidding! That just makes you a slave to a set of rules that are ever malleable and ever changing at the whims of...who?
If one has a consensual (by whatever standards are in place and understood by someone or some group) sexual relationship at a given date and time, and then some feminist speaker comes on campus and convinces women that a guy who didn’t have a signed contract is a rapist, you would be in violation of their arbitrary and ever changing rules.
Insanity.