[Dr. Sivana]

I’d be happy to set things up so that we would be 100% guaranteed to NOT be contacted by aliens.

I’ll do it for only $250,000 (negotiable).

[anton]

I will do it for $100,000.

[GingisK]

We have, in fact, received ET signals. This is from a document I found on the NSA web site:

Key To The Extraterrestrial Messages

Dr. Campaign presented a series of 29 messages from outer space in "Extraterrestrial Intelligence." NSA Technical Journal. Vol. XI, No. 2, pp 101 ff and in the Special Mathematics and Engineering Issue of the Journal, pp 117 ff. The following article develops a key to these messages. Paragraph numbers parallel the serial numbers of the messages reprinted in the appendix below. This includes two new series --30 and 31-- not included in the previous article.

The article concludes that the only decipherable message is a Periodic Table of the Elements containing an additional constant for each element.

[wally_bert]

I’d consider it for $200 a day plus expenses.

This is Jim Rockford. At the tone, leave your name and message. I’ll get back to you. [Beep]