FBI: Partygoer broke off 2,000-year-old statue's thumb, took it home after selfie shot

Cox Media via WPXI ^ | February 20, 2018 | Natalie Dreier

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Looks like the FBI has cracked the case of the missing thumb.

[WayneS]

If this guy took a “selfie” with the stature and/or the severed thumb, why can’t I find a copy of said “selfie” on the internet?

[lee martell]

What an idiot. Now everyone knows about him and his level of immaturity.

[redcatcherb412]

Wrap this moron up real pretty and take him and the thumb as a gift to the Chinese embassy with the country’s apology.

[KC_Lion]

[beergarden]

Wow, the FBI was actually working on this...a thumb. Instead of multiple reports about a mass killer which they did absolutely nothing.

[Fhios]

I wonder if it was a Liberal Left event that night?

[OKSooner]

How about just his thumb?

[rlmorel]

Or the full instruments of the Federal government being brought to bear on a political candidate of an opposing party.

But hey...they got the thumb!

[dfwgator]

“This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth.....Perhaps we should shoot him.”

[Loud Mime]

Which is greater, his disrespect or his arrogance?

[bgill]

When my grandpa was a kid, he shot the thumb off a certain statue. Specifically, he shot at a bird on the thumb but missed. Not as noteworthy as one of the warriors but a significant one. He grew up and was well respected and never did anything that stupid again.

[Red Badger]

Ruthless People!....................

[dfwgator]

[redcatcherb412]

How about just his thumb?

Even better !

[dforest]

Where is the guy that compares the FIB to Clouseau?

This is the best of the FIB folks. The rest they do is fixin’ stuff for the RATs and the NWO.

[pepsi_junkie]

Some soldier (turkish I think) shot the nose off the Sphinx.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

I saw a documentary on China the other day.

It showed the terra cotta warriors. It was stated that none of these warriors were found intact....they were, and still are, being painstakingly put back together, like a giant jig saw puzzle. They also were once painted in color, in great detail.

[Red Badger]

Bill Pullman.............later to be President of the US in Independence Day!.................

[Enchante]

We must be grateful that the FBI can protect a 2200 yr old statue and also fight against trivial internet trolls in Russia. Anything else would be too much to ask.