[a little elbow grease]

If We Receive a Message From Aliens, Should We Delete it Without Reading it?

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Read it.

I've seen at least one alien message.

It reads, "we've come for your vegetables and beer".

[Bob]

You’re using the wrong decoder ring setting. It says “Drink your Ovaltine”.

[varon]

Looks more like a sperm penetrating an egg, which could be interpreted as saying F U.............

[cgbg]

The crop circle actually reads:

Human “scientists” can kiss my ___.

:-)