MILLIONS of high-paying jobs will be lost the day we cure cancer. Something to think about.
Gee, then they can just take a quick class in computer programming. There's a shortage of IT guys, right, which is why we have to import oodles of them (and their extended families) from India, right?
No, hmmm, they can become ...carpenters.
No, too many illegal aliens.
Travel agents? No, we do that online.
Construction workers? Nope, legal Hispanics and some illegals.
Working in the oil patch? No, prices are down for oil.
(...brightens.)
Baristas!