[WeWaWes]

Weird story. AND the guy, after trying to steal two airplanes, is out on bond.

[TexasGator]

I once flew into that airport. Came in from the east over the canal. From NO with a passenger that was flying for the first time. He nearly came out of his seat when he saw the freighter in the canal blocking our path!

[robroys woman]

Weird story. AND the guy, after trying to steal two airplanes, is out on bond.

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Well, it’s not like he’s a flight risk.

(rimshot)

Thanks, I’m here ‘till thursday. Don’t forget to tip your waitress.

[WayneS]

When I first read the headline I thought maybe a new superhero was on the scene:

“More cancer-causing than tobacco, able to pollute streams with a single drop... ....It’s Polychlorinated Biphenyl Man!”

[lee martell]

Scratch Plane Thief from job description.
Enroll in Aviation & You; 101.
***Suggested requisite; Jenny Craig “Crash Diet” for future Plane Thieves.

[pabianice]

I’d pay to watch someone steal two airplanes at the same time...maybe a PA-18 pulling an empty glider?

[ridesthemiles]

Someone trying to flee before the Memo comes out tonight?

[HonkyTonkMan]

Bland, James Bland. 000 - Double Ought Zero