From the article:
"The 70-year-old broke her toe during the British leg of her book tour in October"
October. Isn't there something Q said about what was going to happen to Cankles in October? yup. and today is Jan 30.
Then there's this bit:
"Recalling her tumble, she said: 'I was running down the stairs in heels with a cup of coffee in hand, I was talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backwards."
Cankles must be a contortionist. How can one run down the stairs and fall backwards? how? Cankles running? LOL. She can't walk without someone supporting her. She's wearing a Canklelet.