Oh my, I don’t think that analogy is going to help one little bit.
Fantasywriter, If, as is conceivable, I have unfairly generalized your style as being too lock-step with the styles of the rest of your contrarian co-horts, I apologize. I'll work harder to avoid that in the future. I don't know if I have, or not. But if I have, that's not what I want to do.