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Pet Translator: Scientist Developing Device To Convert Dog Barks Into English Language
Tech Times ^ | 15 January 2018 | Allan Adamson Tech Times Russian Army unveils secret weapon: puppie

Posted on 01/17/2018 5:11:05 PM PST by nickcarraway

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To: ChildOfThe60s

Fughgeddaboudit! :)


61 posted on 01/17/2018 6:14:10 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of he Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Leaning Right
SOME cats are OK, but I am much more of a dog person. I DO so very much, miss my two girls (dogs), Lily and Sylvia! At least they both found good homes.
62 posted on 01/17/2018 6:14:42 PM PST by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: nickcarraway

Bark, ruff, bark!

“That french poodle next doot is one hot b$tch!”


63 posted on 01/17/2018 6:16:36 PM PST by TheNext
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To: SMGFan

We may not be able to translate a cat, but they can read us like a book, and wife & I honestly believe they understand much of our language.

Our cat spells. She used to go her food bowl everytime we said “food”. So we started to spell it: F - O - O - D, now when hearing it she goes to her food bowl. She understands other words and their spelling similarly. Scary!


64 posted on 01/17/2018 6:30:46 PM PST by redfreedom
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To: dennisw
Is this from New Yorker? Please reveal!

If you don't immediately recognize a Gary Larson cartoon, you have some great cartoon reading ahead of you. Larson was, and maybe still is, some kind of genius.

Search amazon.com for: gary larson far side books.

65 posted on 01/17/2018 6:36:43 PM PST by TChad
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To: JustTheTruth

There was another funny Farside cartoon that showed in a balloon dialog what the dog hears from his master, it went something like, “Blah blah blah blah blah blah, ROVER, blah blah blah blah blah TREAT blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, ROVER!!”


66 posted on 01/17/2018 6:41:33 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: Sarah Barracuda

LOL


67 posted on 01/17/2018 6:50:20 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (WINNING! !!)
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To: Leaning Right

I have a cat that plays fetch. He loves these little sparkle balls that he’ll chase when thrown, then bring back and drop in front of you to do it again. Never seen another cat do that.


68 posted on 01/17/2018 6:53:14 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: GnuThere
There was another funny Farside cartoon that showed in a balloon dialog what the dog hears from his master

And with the bonus "What cats hear" cartoon.

69 posted on 01/17/2018 6:56:06 PM PST by KarlInOhio (I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own.)
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To: nickcarraway

It’s interesting, but I think the other animals (besides us) use body language to a much greater extent that we do. I wonder, as the Human species, to we even have the perspective to understand how and how much other social animals communicate to each other even without the Broca and Wernicke centers of the brain.


70 posted on 01/17/2018 6:57:01 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: nickcarraway


I'll have what the dog's eating.
71 posted on 01/17/2018 6:57:48 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Yeah. I have a cat. She talks to me ALL the time with grunts and chirps. I swear her favorite words are ‘what’ (what-what-what) and sometimes NO!

I’m kidding, my little talking kitty is really much more eloquent than that.


72 posted on 01/17/2018 7:00:45 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: KarlInOhio

Oh, that’s it!!
Ginger, yes.


73 posted on 01/17/2018 7:02:22 PM PST by GnuThere
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To: missthethunder
Another classic:


74 posted on 01/17/2018 7:03:44 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: central_va

Any time my cat appears before me, she has an intention, a message, a purpose. Her whole body language gives it away. Damned if I can tell what she wants. She’s really good at telling me she wants SOMETHING, much poorer at telling me WHAT it is that she wants. Very poor at nouns, cats are.


75 posted on 01/17/2018 7:06:41 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: garandgal

That was really funny. I didn’t know they could laugh at themselves like that. I worry more about “those people” when they can laugh at themselves.


76 posted on 01/17/2018 7:13:16 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: SoCal Pubbie

My cat will play fetch with those little sparkle balls too. But she absolutely will not drop it at my feet. Instead, she’ll drop it a yard away. Always. Then I have to go get it to continue the game. Which I do, because I enjoy the game.

You have your cat well-trained. And my cat has me well-trained.


77 posted on 01/17/2018 7:13:17 PM PST by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: MomwithHope

Yup. Had to stop watching them when they went full on admiration of osama and never made fun of him and then were just stupid and hateful and not even funny with their portrayal of President Trump.


78 posted on 01/17/2018 7:15:00 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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To: Leaning Right

No training involved. He just has expectations of human behavior. If he drops that ball he expects his humans to throw it!


79 posted on 01/17/2018 7:23:02 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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To: A Formerly Proud Canadian

Definitely room in the world for both canine and feline friends! They both love us more than we love ourselves.


80 posted on 01/17/2018 7:27:37 PM PST by ichabod1 (People don't want to believe it be what it is but it do.)
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