I was listening to a sermon about sin. The pastor asked, “Who’s sin was greater, Adam’s or Eve’s? Eve listened to Satan, a superior intellect. Adam listened to a woman.”
Years ago my now grown son was around two years old and the pastor was preaching about sin and asked who in here is without sin? I was running the sound system and I saw my sons little noggin pop up and before my wife knew what was happening he blurts out ME and raises his hand! The church got a good laugh at that one.
But he was not done. He was around three when this happened and the choir was singing and we had this little old lady who would get happy and start shouting. Well this Sunday morning she was getting in the spirit and it in her and I could tell she was going to start. She cuts loose with a shout and up pops my sons little auger head and my wife was reaching to grab him and he cuts loose with an Indian war whoop right back at her. My wife is trying to tell him no-no shhh! The people around them lost it. He got taken outside many times for being noisy and one Sunday my wife was taking him to the front porch for some negative reinforcement and he exclaimed as they went out the door, but Momma I don’t want my hiney busted again! Again the congregation lost it...