They’re all terrible. Every last one of them.
I was about to ask if you'd tried "every last one of them". Then I asked myself, "Artemis, do you really have nothing better to do with your time than pick a fight with Mr. Mojo over frozen pizza?"
Well, I have nothing to do. I'm bored. So, HAVE you tried every last one of them??? (three question marks for emphasis)
Agreed. There is no ‘best.’