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Dead cougar found in man’s luggage at Las Vegas airport
reviewjournal.com ^

Posted on 12/27/2017 2:37:21 PM PST by BenLurkin

One traveler’s holiday plans hit a snag after airport officials found a dead cougar in his luggage.

A Transportation Security Administration agent at McCarran International Airport discovered the carcass just before 10 p.m. Tuesday, according to Metropolitan Police Lt. David Gordon.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: airlinesecurity; cougar; mountainlion; puma; pyuma
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To: BenLurkin

There is a joke here but I’m not going to do it.


41 posted on 12/27/2017 3:32:51 PM PST by Zathras
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To: BenLurkin

Maybe Ford wanted to revive the Mercury Cougar line and this guy was going to use the cougar for a photo shoot (with the stipulation of course that the cougar had to be alive).

Those Mercury Cougar TV ads bring back memories of the 70’s.
“The sign of the cat.”


42 posted on 12/27/2017 3:35:11 PM PST by princeofdarkness (Leftists. Their only response to failure is to double down.)
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To: BenLurkin

43 posted on 12/27/2017 3:36:01 PM PST by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
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To: princeofdarkness
1974


44 posted on 12/27/2017 3:39:02 PM PST by Daffynition (The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
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To: Zathras

We know you were going to say that sometimes when flying back from a riotous weekend your luggage smells like dead...okay, I see what you mean.


45 posted on 12/27/2017 3:39:03 PM PST by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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To: Red Badger
"Carrion Luggage?..........."

Seem he was unable to purr-suade them to allow it on the flight after it was discovered on the cat scan. Ha ha, just kitten!)

46 posted on 12/27/2017 3:40:58 PM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: outofsalt

Seriesly, you should be kicked in the groan.


47 posted on 12/27/2017 3:47:01 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: katana

:)


48 posted on 12/27/2017 3:50:15 PM PST by Bigg Red (Vacate the chair! Ryan must go. Dump McConnman, too.)
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To: Safetgiver
"Seriesly, you should be kicked in the groan."

Me, "Ow!"

49 posted on 12/27/2017 4:05:55 PM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: BenLurkin

I keep getting stuff trying to introduce me to MILFs and COUGARS..

I understand a MILF is just a matter of whatever but a cougar, by ‘definition’ is older than the person.

My question is

Just how old does a woman have to be for me to consider her a Cougar (OH and pass all the other ‘tests’)

Oh.. I am 78.....


50 posted on 12/27/2017 4:07:13 PM PST by xrmusn ((6/98)""In todays world:::WE, THE USofA are Rudyard Kiplings 'Tommy'")
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To: BenLurkin
Dead cougar found in man’s luggage at Las Vegas airport

You ever try to pack a live cougar? Scratch city.

51 posted on 12/27/2017 4:11:22 PM PST by Flick Lives (https://goo.gl/GxGKQh)
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To: BenLurkin
One traveler’s holiday plans hit a snag after airport officials found a dead cougar in his luggage.

So... this must mean the man is a pussy packer. ( Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

52 posted on 12/27/2017 4:17:23 PM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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To: deport

Yes, and imo that’s just wrong. Do airlines post rules that say you can’t ship that in luggage? How did they know it was in luggage?

My sister-in-law used to fly with a suitcase of frozen catfish and shrimp when she would come out to visit. :)


53 posted on 12/27/2017 4:32:44 PM PST by Duchess47 ("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
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To: BenLurkin

If it was Chuck Norris’ luggage, you better leave it alone. It’s probably not dead, just afraid to move.

rwood


54 posted on 12/27/2017 4:55:16 PM PST by Redwood71
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To: BenLurkin

The skank from “Mom”?


55 posted on 12/27/2017 5:03:59 PM PST by onedoug
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To: BenLurkin
They need to consult a professional.



56 posted on 12/27/2017 5:10:18 PM PST by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: xrmusn
"Just how old does a woman have to be for me to consider her a Cougar

Oh.. I am 78....."

This old:

:)

57 posted on 12/27/2017 5:19:56 PM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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To: PLMerite

You’re lion. It’s a purfectly preddy puddy cat. /Tweedy


58 posted on 12/27/2017 5:25:22 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: BenLurkin
Cher's tweets have fallen off lately.

I hope she's alright.

59 posted on 12/27/2017 5:39:16 PM PST by x
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To: x
Cher's tweets have fallen off lately. I hope she's alright.

Why couldn't it have been her skiing?

60 posted on 12/27/2017 5:40:55 PM PST by dfwgator
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