Dead cougar found in man’s luggage at Las Vegas airport

reviewjournal.com ^

[BenLurkin]

One traveler’s holiday plans hit a snag after airport officials found a dead cougar in his luggage.

A Transportation Security Administration agent at McCarran International Airport discovered the carcass just before 10 p.m. Tuesday, according to Metropolitan Police Lt. David Gordon.

[Secret Agent Man]

See, this is why you have to pack your own bags.

And stick with younger women...

[hal ogen]

Terrible! Just how old was she?

[Steely Tom]

“So that’s where she went!”

[knarf]

The jokes will write themselves ... you’re first

[USMCPOP]

No doubt a comfort animal. He was more comfortable with it dead in a bag than sitting on his lap.

[Joe 6-pack]

Maybe the odd live cougar from time to time would cut back on some of the TSA thefts.

[BenLurkin]

Excellent idea. Or at least a rattler or two.

[faithhopecharity]

Ha!

[ronniesgal]

what the old lady die OF??

[Red Badger]

Carrion Luggage?...........

[poinq]

I find this concerning. The reason the TSA has a right to look in luggage, is because of safety concerns. Obviously there were no safety concerns. So the TSA should shut the bag and move along. They do not need to tell the airline, nor the press. Nor do they need to hold the person until the validity of the tag can be ascertained.

[Snickering Hound]

Don't leave them at the Quicky Mart either.

[blueunicorn6]

I think you can have a dead bobcat because they’re smaller.

[Vendome]

Wow.

She really packed it in....

[Vendome]

LOL

[katana]

Passenger’s name wasn’t Schrödinger, by any chance?

[Delta 21]

““It is not a crime to transport game that is legal to possess via airlines,” Gordon said. “However, airlines reserve the right to tell passengers they do not want to transport certain items.””

[shotgun]

But the Holiday Bowl isn’t played until tomorrow night.

[blueunicorn6]

I don’t care what kind of animal you are.

You cheat the house, you wind up in some luggage.