[Lazamataz]

Let's go through the litany of horrible things that happened:

I got fatal hair cancer.

My cat was hijacked in flight and crashed on the island of Tortuga.

A homeless man stole my teeth.

The government seized 25 cans of my green beans (French-cut, no less.)

[momtothree]

Dangit... you were joking, then? Okay.... you got me. Yes.. those are horrible, horrible events. Personally, I think your cat was in on it but that’s me. :)

[Spitzensparkin1]

I hope your kitteh landed on a Dry Toruga. They hate wet Tortugas.

Merry Christmas.