That Christmas cabin - I had a coworker complain to the boss I’d put a plant in my office. She whined it was supposed to be an office, not a home.
Maybe the screw sticking out of the office chair?
We had a coworker(married) who was sleeping with the VP’s secretary. One of the DBA’s finally had enough. The VP had left a note for the DBA that worked perfectly so when the coworker came in, his office door was locked and there was a note on the door saying “See me! VP”. The guy about wet himself.
The adulterer had been using a phone in a vacant office to call another girlfriend across the state. The DBA took the bill to the secretary and told her to bill coworker. She went off.