[GreenHornet]

I absolutely loved Mitch Hedberg. And yes, I’m still very concerned about the Dufranes!

I also liked Mitch Hedberg, a very funny and talented comedian. If only he could have stayed away from drugs. A tragic loss.

Mitch Hedberg: "I like rice. Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."

[mgpilot]

I bought an irregular phone- it doesn’t have a 7.
A friend stopped me and said- hey you never call me any more.
I said I can’t call everyone, my phone doesn’t have a 7.
He said, that’s weird, when did you get it?
I said I don’t know, my calendar doesn’t have any 9’s!