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The Humor of Steven Wright
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| 12/01/2017
| Steven Wright
Posted on 12/01/2017 6:23:32 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast ... The mime next door went crazy.
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posted on
12/01/2017 3:11:05 PM PST
by
Drumbo
("Democracy can withstand anything except democrats." - Robert A. Heinlein)
To: sodpoodle
What do you do for a living?
Oh, nothing
How do you know when you're done?
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posted on
12/01/2017 3:31:24 PM PST
by
bruin66
(Time: Nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.)
To: Huskrrrr
I think I remember him going on about that one. The map had great detail. However, he couldn’t fit it in the glove compartment. Had to pull a trailer for it. Unfolding wasn’t bad. Folding it back up was terrible.
To: sodpoodle
I want to get a tattoo of my self, but only taller.
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posted on
12/01/2017 3:50:51 PM PST
by
bar sin·is·ter
(Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
To: sodpoodle
a cop stopped me and asked if I knew the speed limit was 70 MPH? I said , I wasn’t going to be out that long
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posted on
12/01/2017 6:12:29 PM PST
by
Figment
To: Red Badger
I put instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time.
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posted on
03/19/2023 6:51:47 PM PDT
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SamAdams76
(4,942,927 Truth | 87,539,833 Twitter)
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