LOL, the only problem is, all those brain cells of linked intelligence centers are centers that have to do with food acquisition and crotch licking!
(I love dogs, btw...they are so much like us men)
LOL..you are correct doggies are a lot like men.
You enjoy licking your crotch and eating your poop? Why do you get mad if someone blows in your face but enjoy sticking your head out the car window traveling 70mph?