To: sparklite2
Guity, with extenuating circumstances.
6 posted on
11/26/2017 7:53:54 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Guity -> guilty
My, how those circumstances extenuate.
7 posted on
11/26/2017 7:55:37 PM PST by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
Hmmm, I may have to repoll my jury.
8 posted on
11/26/2017 7:56:32 PM PST by
sparklite2
(I hereby designate the ongoing kerfuffle Diddle-Gate.)
To: dayglored
I’ll admit her eyes aren’t the first thing I looked at but yeah - she’s got the crazy eyes.
To: dayglored
Several shots of Jack and a six-pack and I’m there.
11 posted on
11/26/2017 8:34:30 PM PST by
Extremely Extreme Extremist
(10% pure, flat income tax for everyone. No deductions, credits, or loopholes.)
To: dayglored
12 posted on
11/26/2017 9:02:48 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: dayglored
Women like her ‘don’t believe in’ bras.
“It’s just not natural!”
To: dayglored
Crazy eyes, razor sharp nose (yuck), fat lips (I hate fat lips), and a chest made by Dow Corning.
Guilty!
14 posted on
11/26/2017 10:33:14 PM PST by
OldMissileer
(Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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