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To: sodpoodle

How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?


16 posted on 11/24/2017 1:53:29 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~)
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To: SkyDancer

As many as he wants.


21 posted on 11/24/2017 1:59:32 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: SkyDancer

Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He stay still and pushes the Earth away from him.


25 posted on 11/24/2017 2:04:21 PM PST by CA_soon_gone
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To: SkyDancer
Zero.

Chuck Norris does not do pushups. He pushes the earth down.

36 posted on 11/24/2017 2:15:36 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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