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Brain Teasers for Geezers
email from a friend | 11/24/2017 | unknown

Posted on 11/24/2017 1:17:22 PM PST by sodpoodle

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1 posted on 11/24/2017 1:17:22 PM PST by sodpoodle
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chart format did not copy correctly - sorry


2 posted on 11/24/2017 1:18:33 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

Well at least you didn’t do this on purpose. :)


3 posted on 11/24/2017 1:19:54 PM PST by Artemis Webb (Maxine Waters for House Minority Leader!!)
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“chart format did not copy correctly - sorry”

Just part of the test?


4 posted on 11/24/2017 1:25:06 PM PST by TexasGator (Z)
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1. Johnny. 2. Meat? 3. Mt. Everest. 4. None.
I’ll finish the rest later.


5 posted on 11/24/2017 1:27:28 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: sodpoodle

How about a link to where you found it?


6 posted on 11/24/2017 1:29:01 PM PST by deport
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To: sodpoodle

How far can a dog run into the woods?


7 posted on 11/24/2017 1:37:58 PM PST by fruser1
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To: deport

A dear friend sends me great emails daily. I’m sure they are circulating the net. No links - so I cut & paste.

Too bad I have limited techie skills;(


8 posted on 11/24/2017 1:38:10 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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Halfway! ...

What’s the difference between a duck?


9 posted on 11/24/2017 1:39:43 PM PST by dr_lew (I)
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He can run IN the woods, but running INTO would stop him cold.


10 posted on 11/24/2017 1:41:01 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

3) You can’t breathe through your nose when your tongue is out.
um...yes i can.


11 posted on 11/24/2017 1:41:42 PM PST by stylin19a (Best.Election.Ever.)
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To: sodpoodle

http://www.sparkpeople.com/mypage_public_journal_individual.asp?blog_id=5362284
Something for seniors to do to keep those “aging” grey cells active!

1. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child’s name?

2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible?

7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?

8. What was the President ‘s Name...in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say,... “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?


12 posted on 11/24/2017 1:45:14 PM PST by iowamark
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What word rhymes with orange? With silver?


13 posted on 11/24/2017 1:48:00 PM PST by Az Joe (Gloria in excelsis Deo)
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What is the only word in the English language that has three double letters right in a row?


14 posted on 11/24/2017 1:51:10 PM PST by Az Joe (Gloria in excelsis Deo)
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Sorting through that word salad should exercise some brain cells. ;<)


15 posted on 11/24/2017 1:51:29 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?


16 posted on 11/24/2017 1:53:29 PM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~)
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To: sodpoodle

Being a Geezer gives me the
Prerogative of saying,

I ain’t got Time for That!


17 posted on 11/24/2017 1:54:23 PM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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OMG That’s a BLOG site. 3-2-1.....we are about to get excoriated for BLOG PIMPING!!!!! LOL!!!!


18 posted on 11/24/2017 1:55:39 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: Az Joe

“”What is the only word in the English language that has three double letters right in a row?””

Easy - bookkeeper! I was one for 50+ years!


19 posted on 11/24/2017 1:55:48 PM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Az Joe

there are no words in English that rhyme with ‘silver’ or ‘orange’.


20 posted on 11/24/2017 1:58:28 PM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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