That would make a great country song (or part of a country song). The last four lines could be something like this:
He's a wealthy tablecloth-head
And he's always full of wine
My Giveadamn is busted
But the Hangingguy's is fine.
My Give a Damn’s Busted
Jo Dee Messina
Well you filled up my head
With so many lies.
You twisted my heart
‘Til something snapped inside.
I’d like to give it one more try
But my give a damn’s busted.
You can crawl back home
Say you were wrong,
Stand out in the yard
And cry all night long.
Go ahead and water the lawn.
My give a damn’s busted.
I really want to care,
I want to feel somethin’
Let me dig a little deeper
Naw
Sorry
Nothin’
You can say you’ve got issues.
You can say you’re a victim.
It’s all your parents fault,
I mean, after all you didn’t pick ‘em
Maybe somebody else’s got time to listen.
My give a damn’s busted.
Well your therapist says
It was all a mistake
A product of the prozac
And your co-dependent ways
So, who’s your enabler these days?
My give a damn’s busted.