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“I couldn’t get to my grenades
The howitzer was in the shop
My stomache was tied into a monkey knot
Ya my only hope was betty lou
She was da one
A combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel
Double scoped heat-seakin shotgun
Turdy point buck
Turdy point buck
Turdy point buck
Ya dat the women clappin’ the the back dere i gotta make dat
Well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but
My fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
I kicked off my boots fired with my big toe
I was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe
Ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet away
Ya still i couldn’t seem to hit him and he wouldn’t run away
And after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared
There were hunters on the ground and the world’s biggest deer
Standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned”