Sexual activity you can walk away from if you are married or living in mom’s basement with no pesky phone calls or texts from the side chick.
Houston Chronicle runs mug shots of the ‘girls’ working in them when HPD Vice make their busts. They’re usually middle aged Asians and look pretty rough.
So if you’re walking into a Houston parlor and they look too good to be real...
So, they look like the Julia Roberts of today, not the Julia Roberts of the movie Pretty Woman?
I’ll massage myself thanks! I mean, I’ll ...never mind.