[colorado tanker]

The little darlin's probably deserved it, but you can't do that kind of thing these days.

My junior high math teacher had the biggest paddle I've ever seen hanging behind his desk and in those days he could use it. Thing is, I don't remember him ever having to.

[bgill]

It's fine to duct tape the principal to the wall with a dozen rolls but one piece of tape on the little punks is a big no-no.