[Gamecock]

One of the subtle fragrances that goes into making a cologne that smells like the beach.

[Larry Lucido]

Too much Beefareeno?

[CMSMC]

Moral of the story: Eat more oysters.

[robroys woman]

Oyster flatulence worries climate scientists

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Well, as long as this worrying keeps them out of our hair, I’m happy.

BTW, they should have put “scientists” in quotes. :)

[Impala64ssa]

Oyster farts. Just when you thought you heard it all. For some reason “Tiny Bubbles” comes to mind.

[Leaning Right]

Well, the solution is simple. Drain the Baltic Sea. Do it for the children. Why do I have to think of everything?

[buffaloguy]

These guys have too much time on their hands.

[Parmy]

Methane gas is .00017% of the air we breathe.

Nitrous oxide is .00003% of the air we breathe.

To increase those gases is nothing short of 'horrible'. (sarcasm)

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

OMG, I bet they’re wet ones.

[factoryrat]

Climate scientists: rolling chicken bones and divining tea leaves to predict the weather 10,000 years from now, while not getting the forecast right into next week.

All while preaching doom and gloom for fun and profit.

I’ll make a prediction: Northeast Oregon will either be a tropical swamp, a desert wasteland, or under a mile of ice 10,000 years from now.

Where’s my grant money for this valuable insight and research?

[Dilbert San Diego]

I click on this thread for the comments. LOL.

[Fiddlstix]

.......new research revealed that underwater shellfish farts produce 10% of the global-warming gases released.........

WOW! This Calls For Maximium BS Detection!

[Calvin Locke]

Where are all the hungry walruses and carpenters when you need them? /Lewis Carroll

[Billthedrill]

Somewhere in Brussels there's a secret room where a secret cabal of Climate Scientists meet to discuss their next campaign.

"Yo, Jorge, we got them putting gas collectors on cows, bud. How you gonna top that?"

"Oyster farts."

(Sound of riotous laughter as they type up their next communique)

[umgud]

Ban these scientists, they’re full of bull$h!t.

How can they think we’re so stupid to fall for this?

[MissNomer]

Dave Barry needs to cover this story!

[BlueLancer]

So pearls are actually crystalized oyster farts?

Tell that to your wife the next time she asks for a string of pearls ...

[Tucker39]

Ah, yes. Time once again time to apply for research grants.

[Adder]

Too much cabbage will do that...

because its the Baltics...

Slavs, etc...

Oh never mind...

[Little Ray]

Oysters filter huge amounts water. That more than outweighs any “flatulence.”