Oyster flatulence worries climate scientists

Euractiv ^ | Oct 16, 2017 | Sam Morgan

[MissNomer]

Dave Barry needs to cover this story!

[Fiddlstix]

Thank you

[BlueLancer]

So pearls are actually crystalized oyster farts?

Tell that to your wife the next time she asks for a string of pearls ...

[Tucker39]

Ah, yes. Time once again time to apply for research grants.

[HotHunt]

"....These guys have too much time on their hands...."

And no more work or money if they don't publish these studies, so they come of with this shit (pun intended)?

That grant money and their individual jobs would be in jeopardy if they said that everything in nature and the world was going hunky-dory.

So instead, all of their "results" must reflect some kind of danger to people or the earth or just negative consequences of any kind, when they release them or they would be drummed out of the scientific and university communities.

/sarcasm alert/: Oyster farts and cow burps are destroying the planet. Let's all kill ourselves and any other living thing on earth so we CAN NOT enjoy it. We'll all be dead and so will everything else. But the planet will be happy.

Dumb asses.

[Adder]

Too much cabbage will do that...

because its the Baltics...

Slavs, etc...

Oh never mind...

[Adder]

Oyster boogers= pearls

[yoe]

"Ban these scientists, they’re full of bull$h!t."....which obviously contributes to greenhouse gases.....I raise you three grants...........

[Little Ray]

Oysters filter huge amounts water. That more than outweighs any “flatulence.”

[Popman]

——A study published in the Scientific Reports journal ——

They really should change their name if they are going to publish such inane stupidity...

[pabianice]

Just dump tons of that stomach gas-reducing stuff in the sea.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I never knew shellfish farted.

Guess that explains how weird Baltimore smells.

[Parmy]

Actually, it might be beneficial to human existence if the % of nitrous oxide (N20) were to be increased, then we all could be happy, laughing ourselves to death.

As Rodney King would say, "We can now all get along, laughing and feeling euphoric." (more sarcasm)

[DBrow]

There seems to be opposition to anything that feeds us, keeps us warm, or keeps us safe.

[onedoug]

Noted climate scientist

[Savage Beast]

Would it help to dump a few tons of Beano into the Baltic?

[tumblindice]

Same with king crab. You keep your eyes and nose open for fart bubbles. (RIP PH)

[Trillian]

Would nuking all the oysters satisfy them?
No, it wouldn’t, because it’s all based on a lie.

[G Larry]

Let me offer a little pearl of wisdom.

The only flatulence to be concerned about is that coming from the mouths of the global warming fear mongers.