I hope to heavens you are talking about the football game... between Notre Dame and USC--
'Cause we all know the magnum sized Trojans... we use down here in Texas would be wasted on you Irish peckerwoods.
Ya know, of course, big... them So Cal fellas don't play tackle football, it is two hands "below the belt" in la La Land!
..we don't share used condoms like y'all do down Texas