[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

It was the shoes’ fault.
It was the coffee cup’s fault.
It was the coffee’s fault.
It was the stairs’ fault.
It was South Bank Centre’s fault.
It was London’s fault.
It was Bill’s fault.
It was ‘the deplorables’ fault.
But in the end, it was totally Donald Trump’s fault!
/sarc

[mykroar]

Maybe the Russians made the shoes.