Two More Massage Therapists Accuse Al Gore of Sexual Assault

To: ameribbean expat

My wife’s first comment was about Al Gore’s “Distancing Kiss” at the 2000 Convention. I guess it was all show...obviously.

(for those that don’t know/remember, it was when he locked lips with his wife and nearly sucked her guts out - it was meant to show that his martial relationship was, how do you say, ‘different’, ah yes, ‘different’, than Bill Clinton’s ‘relationship’ with The Beast)

21 posted on 10/14/2017 8:47:36 AM PDT by BobL

Kinda like Bubba and Hillary dancing on the beach.

22 posted on 10/14/2017 9:09:29 AM PDT by Sacajaweau

To: ameribbean expat

letting his inner Poodle off the leash so to speak

23 posted on 10/14/2017 9:40:55 AM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)

Forgot that one...thanks.

24 posted on 10/14/2017 9:48:38 AM PDT by BobL

To: ameribbean expat

The left is not going to sacrifice the great god of the climate, algore on the altar of political correctness.

25 posted on 10/14/2017 9:56:44 AM PDT by I want the USA back (*slam is a violent political movement that hides behind the illusion of religion.)

To: ameribbean expat

Ah, the old “rub and tug!” Who knew.

26 posted on 10/14/2017 10:12:25 AM PDT by b_Cap37 (Life's too short to sail an ugly boat.)

To: ameribbean expat

I know. It's seven years old. But I haven't seen Algore getting perp walked on the internet this past week, and since so many of his friends have been...I just don't want him to feel as if the little people have forgotten him. A really inconvenient truth.

Good post - Gore's like Harvey WeinsteinLite... most of us havn't forgotten.

27 posted on 10/14/2017 10:24:00 AM PDT by GOPJ (NFL SAYS THEIR FANS ARE RACISTS WHO MUST BE EDUCATED BY THEIR PLAYERS? So insulting.)

To: ameribbean expat

Al Gore has been a crazed sex poodle before. An inconvenient truth.

28 posted on 10/14/2017 10:55:55 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (White is the new Black.)

To: MayflowerMadam

There’s always the Yakuza......

29 posted on 10/14/2017 11:38:22 AM PDT by wally_bert (I didn't get where I am today by selling ice cream tasting of bookends, pumice stone & West Germany)

One thin October night
A bloated ex Vice President appears
For midnight fun

I need you to get down on the hotel floor
Give that man what he askin for (oh)
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (ah, ah)
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

Tensions rise as
Fever settles in hotel suite
Al Gore's Clothes dissolve

(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

Oil glides from the bottle
Skin feathers abdominals for a season
(A hard rain comes quickly!)

Then Gore is parched
Fingers are placed in the forest
For his lightning rod's celebration

(Penthouse, roof top, birds are feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve and, no teasin)

Unknown masseuses
Attempt to take their leave, unmounted
Celebrities ready their stirrups

[woman's voice]
I am gettin So scared, I don't wanna take my clothes off

Passion seeks hos and friends
The iPod of Pink songs
By the bed is shown

Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is the Treat Box if you aint using the condoms

The Nobel Laureate cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here is your Sex Poodle

30 posted on 10/14/2017 2:57:22 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)

To: grey_whiskers

31 posted on 10/14/2017 4:56:46 PM PDT by Chode (You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)

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