Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By

Da New Yorker ^ | October, 2013 | Andy Borowitz

[Pearls Before Swine]

Fire ants.

[Salvavida]

The barrel-roll from a crocodile would be a hoot.

[Vaquero]

No messy animal mauling. Just a rod from God. Let kinetic energy do the job.

[usconservative]

Just a question. Had the Las Vegas shooter shot up the 535 members of congress, truly (other than family members) how many Americans would be upset?

I cannot respond to your question out of fear of:

1. Being subject of a no-knock raid by the FBI on my door;
2. A visit from the Secret Service;
3. Banishment from FR.

Let me just say that I asked that same question after 9-11 whether or not anyone would be upset if both houses of Congress were taken out instead of the Twin Towers.

[ferret_airlift]

I’m thinking rabid Tasmanian Devils to be placed in the trousers of all members

[Old Grumpy]

A rabies-infected chupacabra.

[Spruce]

Komodo Dragons

[Aevery_Freeman]

This one!

[Liz]

.....what kind of wild animal I'd like to see Congress mauled by?......

I pick Harvey Weinstein.

[RooRoobird20]

Don’t forget “The Crazy Nasty@ss Honey Badger”, perhaps the toughest animal on earth. 50 percent of the honey badger’s diet consists of cobras. There’s a great Youtube video on the Honeybadger, it’s gotten more than 80 million views.

[treetopsandroofs]

Kind of funny, actually, as “Congress” is doing its best to support Big Media anti-American initiatives.

When the Fraud reigned, Big Media would always publish his 40’s approval rating and then Congress’ 17% approval rating (much lower).

They must feel conflicted. I never see those published anymore.

[Sequoyah101]

Feral Hogs.

[When do we get liberated?]

Hyenas eat you before they kill you. Just sayin...

[woodmiser]

October 12, 2013

[shotgun]

[NorthMountain]

Hilldebeast

Hildebeeste wouldn't eat congressmen ...

[moehoward]

Priceless!

[JoeFromSidney]

May an elephant caress you with his toes.

[Lakeshark]

Love it.

Godzilla (Godzirra?) would be my choice......

:-)

[WKUHilltopper]

I wanna see chickens maul them. It would be ironic to see chickens attacking chickens.